how did i get here i just wanted to learn the name of a dance move

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got the connect for that hard hitting election coverage

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just gonna start calling the place my brain goes at night genovia

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i thought about this concept for a long time on saturday

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highmuffin asked: sometimes i wonder if people get freaked out by how far i go into their blogs and reblog tons of stuff and like everything all at once. R U?

naaaah why would i

every time people apologize to me for being creepy i’m like that’s silly dude…if you’re taking an interest in me as a person, i’m generally gonna think that’s pretty cool. also like anything you’ve done that you think is creepy i’ve probably done too cuz i’m pretty creepy myself and i’ve mostly stopped being ashamed of it ✌✌✌

i just don’t think it’s creepy to openly be into people’s lives. the word gets overused a lot, especially with social media. i think the internet has made us more acutely aware of how inherently performative our personalities are, so we get kinda sheepish about the fact that we are always each other’s audience.

love to u all, creeps

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anybody else in love w the national geographic twitter

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hair curled against the back of a spoon

windex ice cubes

freckles that are dove gray instead of brown

mirror contact lenses

plating things gold then dipping them in paraffin

retractable hair and teeth you can roll up and down like a windowshade

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haha we bought these candles for laura’s birthday cake and now it looks like a bunch of mice had a party

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most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

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