man i feel like nobody except my family owns these tools and frankly this shocks me

SHOCKS ME

me again

me

my fave blind melon song

s/o to laura for introducing me to my new favorite joke

IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
I WELD METALS
I ROOFIE PINA COLADAS
ITS LESS DRAMA 

omg amazon stop it ur embarrassing me

what have i walked in on

modern viking funeral:

u are placed inside a hot pocket crisping sleeve

my brother and his girlfriend got my parents portraits of our dogs as british naval officers for christmas

i think my current stickies are both aspirational and representative

poem

ombre on my dick

galaxy on my dick

DIY on my dick

high/lo on my dick

creepers on my dick

topknot on my dick

don’t give a fuck

my dick is lookbook.nu 

LILLIAN