- that cousin skeeter might be played by a real person
- that the tube of stuff you put on your lips was called “lip blam”
- that in a game called “guess which one is a real song from the titanic soundtrack” my mom would have difficulty deciding between “rose” and “help i’m falling off the ship”
- that it was imperceptible to the human eye when i idly clenched my butt as i walked
- that if i poked my eyeball 100 times it would fall out because a girl i knew named Maggie told me that your eyes “only have 100% to hold on”
- that an elite militia lived underneath my front yard and would mobilize to protect me if the guy from scream tried to kill me because my brother told me this so i would stop sleeping in his room
- that this army used EZ Bake ovens to feed itself
- that Meatloaf’s “I Would Do Anything For Love” was a great song
Emily/20.
chicagoish/iowa
cyberbully 4eva
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chicagoish/iowa
cyberbully 4eva
emmestr @ geemail
ask
posts to be engraved
last.fm • A$K
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things i believed from the ages of 6-8
oh my god i’m so fucking siked for my 9 year old sister to continue being and becoming a sublime human being for a long time
when i was like 7 we had a VHS tape of the movie Wayne’s World and I would always pop it in and watch the opening bit with the show and when the credits on the show would roll I would eject the tape assuming that was the whole thing
it would be two more years before I’d leave the tape rolling while I peed and realize that it was an actual movie.
i like this picture of my sister because it looks like she is taking a giant, victorious dump over the city of chicago
