emes.

warmgun:scout:asleepyhead:(via spot-on) the internet needs a lot...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:40:56 -0500

warmgun:scout:asleepyhead:(via spot-on)

the internet needs a lot more of this.

That's Not Funny; My Brother Died That Way | The Onion

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:52:44 -0500

That's Not Funny; My Brother Died That Way | The Onion

Totally Looks Like still goin’ strong

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:10:14 -0500

Totally Looks Like

still goin’ strong

"That’s when you know you’ve found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a..."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:01:33 -0500

“That’s when you know you’ve found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.”

- Pulp Fiction

will never get tired of this quote, or this movie.

what kind of ridiculous person concludes their final paper in a class with “your guess is as...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:31:59 -0500

what kind of ridiculous person concludes their final paper in a class with “your guess is as good as mine”?

THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE.

hey now. ringo was kind of hot.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:30:22 -0500

hey now. ringo was kind of hot.

jimrock: “Wanna know a secret? I’m not that deep, I’m just very...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:28:00 -0500

jimrock:

“Wanna know a secret? I’m not that deep, I’m just very stoned”

-Hunter S. Thompson

this might be the thing right here. like, the Big Thing. but the problem is, the kind of people who really should admit to things like that are precisely the kind of people who aren’t self-aware enough to know those things are true. man…if he’d actually said that, maybe i’d pick up fear and loathing in las vegas and try to read it again without any of this -____-.

too much? are you not enjoying these as much as i am? getting...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:22:07 -0500

too much? are you not enjoying these as much as i am? getting annoyed? YEAH WELL YOU CAN’T FIRE ME I QUIT.

i mean come on. internet, it’s time like these when i remember why i fell in love with you in the first place. i was rebounding hard with like, fuck i don’t even know, SCHOOLWORK. well that fling is over. i thought i’d gotten too mature for you, but what was i thinking? consider this our makeup sex. love u 4ever.

Photo

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:16:55 -0500

Totally Looks Like seriously….dying of happiness over...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:07:33 -0500

Totally Looks Like

seriously….dying of happiness over here, you guys

Totally Looks Like WHY WAS THIS INTERNET EDEN NOT BROUGHT TO MY...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:02:29 -0500

Totally Looks Like

WHY WAS THIS INTERNET EDEN NOT BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION BEFORE?

sign you should maybe just quit while you're ahead

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:53:00 -0500

you use any of the following words regularly:

sketchy
wicked
broski
legit

also, I’ve found my new favorite insult:
God, someone needs to put that girl down.
the perfect mix of condescension and pure verbal bitchslappery. to be used on that try too hardy girl in your life who could harsh the mellow at a jonas brothers concert. also to be used on the kind of girl who goes to a jonas concert. oh lol you mean you’re being ironic? leave this planet.

misterpeace:butterflyeffect

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:01:48 -0500

misterpeace:butterflyeffect

For $5, Oberlin Lets Students Rent Works by Picasso, Monet, Warhol, to Hang in Their Rooms for the Semester

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:00:14 -0500

For $5, Oberlin Lets Students Rent Works by Picasso, Monet, Warhol, to Hang in Their Rooms for the Semester:

OMFG? Glad I applied.

"Eighteen months ago, doctors at Mercy Hospital told Manny Hofstedter he would never walk again...."

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:02:04 -0500

“Eighteen months ago, doctors at Mercy Hospital told Manny Hofstedter he would never walk again. Sadly, they were right. Hofstedter is still in a wheelchair. The good news is that his three doctors will receive the prestigious Lundberg Prize for Diagnostic Excellence.”

- George Meyer, Army Man (via bringtheruckuss)

(via fuckyeahsmokingguys)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:01:51 -0500

(via fuckyeahsmokingguys)

liftyrskinnyfists:(via xdarkling)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:01:50 -0500

liftyrskinnyfists:(via xdarkling)

liftyrskinnyfists:(via glitter-n-dope)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:01:50 -0500

liftyrskinnyfists:(via glitter-n-dope)

Chick Lit

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:01:47 -0500

nogreatillusion:

Does anyone else feel that the little inspirational messages on the inside of Dove chocolate wrappers make one’s sense of Bridget Jonesiness a bit too explicit?

“Carve out a little moment for yourself today.” Thanks, Dove. I’m already sitting here in my bed eating chocolates out of the bag at 10 in the morning. I think I’m kind of through carving moments.

i am immediately suspicious

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 22:46:09 -0500

liftyrskinnyfists:

of people who prefer rufus wainwright’s cover of leonard cohen’s “hallelujah” to jeff buckley’s, because the latter is clearly the superior.

the kind of person who prefers rufus wainwright’s version is much, much more likely to be the kind of person who is really really into musical theatre. i don’t think i have to say any more. man jessica, you are on fire with the “potential best friend dealbreaker” rules this evening.