emes: Archive

“It is best not to make everything a metaphor of one’s own life but many have...”

– Dean Young, from “My Work Among the Insects” (via proustitute)

Dec 31st

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ahahahaha meant to say something along the lines...

Dec 31st

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i love that slightly interdental sibilant that...

Dec 31st

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social conservative, fiscal liberal

“total bigot, but i’m really into a more progressive income tax”

Dec 29th

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impression of the xx

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Me: Look, I drew a peace sign.

Her: That's the Mercedes symbol.

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how to relive the past 30 minutes of my life

preheat oven set timer wait for 15 minutes check timer 3 minutes left check oven the french bread pizza is sitting on top of the oven

Dec 28th

The Magnetic Fields | Yeah! Oh, Yeah! Oh, I die,...

Dec 28th

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ugh why is there no believable way to text someone...

Dec 28th

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I FEED MYSELF.: emes: “people who are not from New... →

clare responded to my response to her thing about new york and it says important things but wait ok here is my response to the response to the response and i’m not saying more because i’m done pontificating, even though it is fun. i agree with her! and i still agree with me! and i agree with her disagreeing with me! i agree with both of us, it’s just we might have been confused...

Dec 28th

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BONUS FEATURES

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important nighttime health check-in 2/2

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important nighttime health check-in 1/2

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fuck i love the new rihanna song so much. the...

see: you can stand under my catbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh oh na na, what’s my scrappy? fur in the air, i don’t care i like the smell of it we found pugs in a hoooopeless place and now: you da dog that i think about all da-ay-ay you heard it here first: rihanna is a popular recording artist.

Dec 28th

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OH my god this song is always great. such a...

Dec 28th

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brb, being born. →

OH MY GODDDDD her baby WOULD be born now

Dec 27th

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it's come to my attention that the word 'podunk'...

i thought podunk meant like…kind of country or quaint but in a way that people appreciate? not like…”dull or insignificant” as my dashboard dictionary tells me** **probably from an interview with Kelly Clarkson that I read once where she calls something podunk and Kelly would never say a bad thing would she?!?!? as for “non descript” re: my city mouse/country...

Dec 27th

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I just signed up for the bone marrow donor...

I’m assuming this is some sort of NPR pledge drive situation where your charitable contribution gets you like, eternal sainthood and a tote bag, minimum?

Dec 27th

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“people who are not from New York but moved there in their late-teens for...”

– I FEED MYSELF.: things I hate hey you’re right all the way about white people (“you have my blessing to hate me”- a white person (me)), but under the edict of your first bullet point we wouldn’t have a lot of real fucking good writing (cough joan didion cough) on being a...

Dec 27th

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