January 2010
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Thought Process While Listening to an Iron & Wine...
Oh this is so pretty
Wait. Did he just say “milk from your breast is on my lips”?
WTF
This had better be about his childhood.
Nope, he’s definitely talking about a lady friend.
Or wait…maybe he switched the subjects up.
Nope…still about a girl.
Maybe the milk thing is supposed to show that their love is as strong as that of a mother and child.
Yeah,...
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I'm pondering getting a haircut and browsing clip...
Buying fake hair through the internet. This is a trial run of my real life.
Blog Post
jimrock:
YO
Check out this thing.
It’s really cool, I found it on the internet.
Here are my opinions on it.
Incidentally, your opinions are also highly relevant to this flattering but self-deprecating personal anecdote that I will now relay.
Breakthrough: my tumblr has achieved internet self-awareness.
distorte:
lowindustrial:
Whenever you find yourself hunting for a bunch of adverbs to characterize something, you’ve lost the scent.
I think it’s clear to anyone who’s read my adverb-studded work that this is largely untrue. I write adverbs cleanly, economically, attentively, expressively, cleanly and mellifluously without ever taking my eye off the ball.
I disagree with people who say too...
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“Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming...”
– J.D. Salinger
also this.
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“But the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is...”
– J.D Salinger, Nine Stories
favorite one of his.
Unpopular opinions on J.D. Salinger
lavenderlines:
thecurvature:
ctrain:
I didn’t care for Franny and Zooey. I didn’t get past the first couple chapters.
I liked The Catcher in the Rye whilst reading it but I’m sure my tastes have changed since 10th grade. I’d like to remember it that way.
I didn’t like Franny and Zooey much either, honestly. And I only liked one or two stories in Nine Stories. But I do love Catcher in...
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The Cure- Just Like Heaven
after much...
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Beach House- Walk in the Park
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“To all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for your kindness...”
– Conan O’Brien (via drinkyourjuice)
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“The thing that offends me the most is every time I hear the word the N-word. Not...”
– Louis CK.
I just want a shirt that has a rainbow and the words “swearing is the best!” with a little stick figure guy who looks adorable and then if you go under a black light the entire shirt is just covered in a wide variety of swear words, but definitely heavy on the ‘cunt’.
(via...
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The First Straw | Jeffrey McDaniel
smut-to-go:
I used to think love was two people sucking on the same straw to see whose thirst was stronger, but then I whiffed the crushed walnuts of your nape, traced jackals in the snow-covered tombstones of your teeth. I used to think love was a non-stop saxophone solo in the lungs, till I hung with you like a pair of sneakers from a phone line, and you promised to always smell the...
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“At 5 am, I wake up and stare up at a bright ceiling in a dark room. My father...”
– been thinking…: ebbnflow (via nogreatillusion)
When I was little I thought the expression "Get...
(via mykicks)
i…er….thought it was that until 30 seconds ago. i’m going to go ahead and put 19 under the “little” umbrella.
or, the abridged version of all of my life advice:
Whenever you are angry, instead of ruminating on your pissed-offedness, do this:
Say to yourself, “fuck that shit”. I’m serious. Do it, say it now. Say it again. Louder. Ok, now say it really forcefully. Switch it up, change the inflections.
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shiiiit.
Fuck that fucking motherfucking shit.
It works every time.
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Self-Actualization or: Public Transportation and...
Pretty much every day, the universe and possible multifarious inter- or extra-stellar bodies of questionable intent conspire to throw at you some pretty irritating people, people whose terribleness necessitates such wordy relative clauses as “Guy Talking Way Too Loudly on His Cell Phone On a Crowded Bus”, or “Lady Who Taps Her Foot Incessantly on the Back of Your Seat When You’re Just Trying To...
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“She paused for a second. ”You’re a good kisser,” she said. ”Thank you,” I said,...”
– Oh, me.: The Feeling.
This made me so happy, gave me a tight feeling in my chest. You should go read the whole thing.
(via meaghano)
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“If you saw her on the street you would think, “WOW! Who is that exotic ingénue?”
– Heidi Montag’s Dr re: her new plastic surgery (via neverforgets)
HAHAHAHAHA
(via drinkyourjuice)
my school store receipt today:
visine
funyuns
a flashlight
no comment.
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“I knew it was official this morning when NBC dropped off all my CDs and picked...”
– Conan O’Brien (via soupsoup) (via unicornology)
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“I think being shy basically means being self-absorbed to the point that it makes...”
– David Foster Wallace (via nogreatillusion)(via nerdshares)
i always think i’ve got myself figured out, but then i read something of his and i realize how wrong i had it.
happy birthday emes!
(via mybookaboutme)
thank you! i was about to be really intrigued as to how you knew that, but then i remembered that we’re friends on facebook. senility~*
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“Questions like this almost demand a quick pithy burst of pious methane.”
– from this Amherst Magazine interview with David Foster Wallace
luxetlevitas asked: god, i love you.
that's not a question but WHATEVER
that's not a question but WHATEVER
AVATAR ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD has been started. ... →
ohmeohyou:
Just made a new blog about how Avatar isn’t even that good. You should probably follow it.
i heartily disagree. i mean, was it good as a serious film that you take seriously and analyze for meaning rather than a 3-hour long acid-trippy mouth-agape adjective-spewing hyphenated special-effects orgy? not really. but was it the most amazing fucking 3 hour long special effects orgy...
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i love it when
an obviously ridiculous group on facebook classifies itself as “just for fun”.
like, you had an entire smorgasbord of ridiculous options to choose from, like “religious organization” or “pharmaceutical”. the group categories are one of those things that facebook clearly added in for the express purpose of being humorously misused, like it’s complicated or...
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nothing is more annoying
than a store using, instead of the plural, a singular abstract “pant”. the caroline pant. the julia pant. nice try J.Crew, but i think we both know it’s really the “pair of khakis you named after a woman”.
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i've been humming this song all day
and i just realized what it is:
all by myself.
walking around, humming this, in front of people.
god must have spent a little more time on u~*
no offense haiti ribbon
but i didn’t really want you. i’m down with the donating part, but clicking you was a mistake…and now i can’t figure out how to get rid of you. balls.
“However, not everyone is serious; NCMOs, or non-committal makeouts, are a...”
– CollegeProwler
whoa Brigham Young students are so SAUCY~
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PX: Direct Inmate Prisoner Uniforms →
So…do prison officials sit around going “hmm should we go with Old Time Chain Gang 2 Piece Uniform or One Piece Jumpsuit? Maybe we could spring for those attractive Chambray Inmate Work Shirts?
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Conan's Exit Confirmed, Leaving NBC with a Payout →
whydoihaveablog:
Damn.
To see some dude who seems like a good guy lose his dream job and be publicly humiliated by his employers of 17 years? It’s just a bummer to witness. That’s all there is to it. It’s just such a bummer.
UGH. FUCK THAT SHIT.
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“Moreover, have you been to California? It’s goddamn stunning. Have you lived in...”
– Sex Pigeon (via jimrock)
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“One of the most puzzling parts of singledom is where to stash all this...”
– natashavc (via drinkyourjuice)
PREACH
AMEN.
Q: did i just say "scholarly street cred" in a...
A: yup.