February 2012
Anonymous asked: hi! i'm going to be a freshman at grinnell for the fall of 2012 and stumbled across your blog... sorry this is so creepy. I was wondering what your honest and full opinion on grinnell was. it's too late for me to turn back now but you seem smart and funny and nice and I hope some people at grinnell are like you. needless to say i am kind of terrified. once again I apologize for the...
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Love Poem
foxandfayvel:
When you fall in love, you jockey your horse into the flaming barn. You hire a cabin on the shiny Titanic. You tease the black bear. Reading the Monitor, you scan the obituaries looking for your name.
Donald Hall
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cosmo tip #143
expertcosmotips:
before going down on your man coat the inside of your mouth with nail polish
Cheat Code →
wamiv-:
Youropenbook.org + “super bowel”
Enjoy
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A Pushcart Prize, by F.D. Reeve
Where you going, heavy man,
feet a-flapping, worlds apart?
I’m off today if today I can
make love to my girl with my long-legged heart
Who you haunting, heavy man,
sliding backwards gainst the sun?
Streets fly clockwise off the plan-
ain’t no more marathons to run.
Hey, old man, you’ve got square wheels-
two up front, two behind-
Sure, first’s long passed,...
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a party would be nice, but i'm tryna go to a...
January 2012
Put a few words together prettily and it’s possible
to fall in love.
Move your...
– Missy-Marie Montgomery, Arrangement (via grammatolatry)
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To be unoffendable is, like, an incredible position of power.
– Simon Doonan via Vice via Christine (via thatwhitebitch)
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notveryraven replied to your photo: uh oh. mama’s strung out on puns
the first rule of Fife Club is..
WONDERFUL HUMAN :,)
You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to...
– http://www.dressaday.com/2006/10/you-dont-have-to-be-pretty.html (via alliebeegood)
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maximilianofmexico replied to your post: room items that are only a hair too valuable to be garbage
1.novelty contraceptives?2.i will eat all yer tootsies3.throw those pennies out ugh i hate pennies
1. yeah, like free dental dams i pick up because one time i had an idea that i was gonna make a collage of all the free dental dams i’ve received and call it “stop trying to make dental...
room items that are only a hair too valuable to be...
a million bits of denim from making many a hasty pair of jorts
empty glow sticks
pennies
packs of gum with one stick left
attractive alcohol bottles
3/4 filled notebooks with bullet pointed phrases like “problematization of education”
the dregs of the candy world (tootsie rolls, individual lifesavers)
receipts
novelty contraceptives
plastic utensils in intriguing hues
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who let me be 21
lol
The Archipelago of Kisses
by Jeffrey McDaniel
We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don’t grow
on trees like in the old days. So where
does one find love? When you’re sixteen it’s easy – like being
unleashed with a credit card
in a department store of kisses. There’s the first kiss.
The sloppy kiss. The peck.
The sympathy kiss. The backseat smooch. The we shouldn’t
be doing...
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Most things will be okay eventually, but not everything will be. Sometimes you’ll put up a good fight and lose. Sometimes you’ll hold on really hard and realize there is no choice but to let go. Acceptance is a small, quiet room.
— Tiny Beautiful Things
It’s the disconnect of being trained since birth to look a certain way, only to...
– On Men Who Don’t Like Women in Makeup | xoJane (via yeezytaughtme)
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