January 2012
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notveryraven replied to your photo: uh oh. mama’s strung out on puns
the first rule of Fife Club is..
WONDERFUL HUMAN :,)
“You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to...”
– http://www.dressaday.com/2006/10/you-dont-have-to-be-pretty.html (via alliebeegood)
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maximilianofmexico replied to your post: room items that are only a hair too valuable to be garbage
1.novelty contraceptives?2.i will eat all yer tootsies3.throw those pennies out ugh i hate pennies
1. yeah, like free dental dams i pick up because one time i had an idea that i was gonna make a collage of all the free dental dams i’ve received and call it “stop trying to make dental...
room items that are only a hair too valuable to be...
a million bits of denim from making many a hasty pair of jorts
empty glow sticks
pennies
packs of gum with one stick left
attractive alcohol bottles
3/4 filled notebooks with bullet pointed phrases like “problematization of education”
the dregs of the candy world (tootsie rolls, individual lifesavers)
receipts
novelty contraceptives
plastic utensils in intriguing hues
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who let me be 21
lol
The Archipelago of Kisses
by Jeffrey McDaniel
We live in a modern society. Husbands and wives don’t grow
on trees like in the old days. So where
does one find love? When you’re sixteen it’s easy – like being
unleashed with a credit card
in a department store of kisses. There’s the first kiss.
The sloppy kiss. The peck.
The sympathy kiss. The backseat smooch. The we shouldn’t
be doing...
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Most things will be okay eventually, but not everything will be. Sometimes you’ll put up a good fight and lose. Sometimes you’ll hold on really hard and realize there is no choice but to let go. Acceptance is a small, quiet room.
— Tiny Beautiful Things
“It’s the disconnect of being trained since birth to look a certain way, only to...”
– On Men Who Don’t Like Women in Makeup | xoJane (via yeezytaughtme)
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“To read a poem in January is as lovely as to go for a walk in June.”
– Sartre (via betwixt-and-between)
“Today there are more African-Americans under correctional control — in prison or...”
– Michelle Alexander, on the number of blacks in the criminal justice system. On Monday’s Fresh Air, Alexander details how President Reagan’s war on drugs led to a mass incarceration of black males and the difficulties these felons face after serving their prison sentences. (via nprfreshair)
“[I]t is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a...”
– Violet Rose, in Three Steps to Better Sex (via muffdiver)
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maximilianofmexico asked: when you say 'chech' in that my so called life post, are you talking about " To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricants" or... " A "wild card" term used when a word is at the tip of one's tongue and refuses to be found. " !~?!?
things that are really mom-ish about my mom that i...
she really likes collecting shells on the beach and feels it is a personal triumph when she gets an intact sand dollar
she doesn’t wear sweatpants. not out of any moral stance, she just…doesn’t
she keeps her shoes on until she goes to sleep
even though she has an iphone, she didn’t start using it in situations where it would be useful until she’d had it for about...
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Infographic: Tallest Mountain to Deepest Ocean... →
all of the internet k holes this thing has sent me on…oh man
thanks to the help of @saraxrs and...
at dallas fort-worth international airport, i will ring in my legally sanctioned alcoholism with a pint of guinness at the questionable irish eatery and pub located in terminal d.
on the plane to des moines, i will drink a gin and tonic
danceswithwhitegirls asked: wow u are funny there are not that many of my followers that i can actually stand congratulations for being cool
it's my birthday soon
i am turning 21. i will be flying on that day, and for some reason i have a intense wish to drink whilst traveling. but i can’t decide: should i purchase a beverage on the plane, or go to an airport bar, where the tokenism of the gesture will be more charming, but where i also will feel hilariously out of place. they will probably card me like 3 times due to the fact that i apparently, at...
